The craziest thing just happened. Mom and i were driving home from a doctor's appointment and all of a sudden we see this big green balloon rolling down the sidewalk. Right as we notice it it rolls into the street, gets hit by a car, and keeps rolling down the other sidewalk (it got hit by the grille, not the tires).
A couple streets later, we see ANOTHER big green thing rolling down the sidewalk. This one was a huge plastic egg. I didn't see it at first so mom drove around to find it again, and it had gotten stuck on the curb. So we stopped the car and took it home with us.
I wanted to name it The Incredible Hulk and mom wanted to name it Dizzy after Dizzy the Egg but we compromised and named it George. We gave it a shower cause it was dirty and it's currently sleeping in mom's bed. I think we've officially gone insane, but it was too funny to let go.
The whole thing reminded me of the SCTV episode where they get invaded by cabbage and brussels sprouts aliens that roll up to the building or something. (It's been a while since I saw that one.)